If the advertising industry had a food triangle, it would be prone to flipping on it’s head – just like the social lives and gym schedules of ad folk.

In the most extreme of times it is the advertising worker whose health bears the brunt of making the work. And while some agencies bring in a weekly masseuse, and others offer bowls of nuts peppered with anti-oxidant laden goji berries – it is the health of the ad worker that is often expensed.

After a hellish week of …

BAU Pharmaceuticals brings you Staylates™, the pill easier to swallow than the excuses you give your loved ones. These tablets
will keep you alert and functioning all night*. All of a sudden pitches are a breeze and client changes are a dream. Staylates™ allow
you to live the advertising lifestyle you’ve always wanted.

BAU Staylates™ Take two. We’ll see you at 9.

*If you stop functioning after using Staylates™ please take more. Your career depends on them.