The BAU, or Bullshit Artists Union, was founded in 2012 by two blokes in Melbourne,
in a futile, misguided attempt to improve the working lives of advertising professionals.

For fear of retribution, their names must remain anonymous and anonymous.
Unless anyone wants to offer them ludicrously highly paid jobs, in which case
their names are Kieran Moroney and Callum Fitzhardinge. It should be noted that
they are not a creative team shamelessly self-promoting – merely two individuals
with a shared passion for tomfoolery and public displays of righteous indignation.

It should also be noted that the views expressed here are not connected to their
respective employers. If they get sacked for this it was because they used company pens.