Your Rights

According to the Internet human rights are commonly understood as “inalienable fundamental rights to which a person is inherently entitled simply because she or he is a human being”.
The United States Declaration of Independence, 1776, summarised these nicely as:
“Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

As an advertising worker, you are entitled to none of those things.

However you are entitled to free pens, occasional food scraps leftover from a client meeting and the opportunity to work on weekends (provided you don’t get paid). Sadly, many people around the world don’t get that opportunity so if you don’t turn up on Saturday you won’t
be asked to turn up on Sunday.

Here is a link to your full list of entitlements:

Rights of the Advertising worker.