While it may not seem so at first, working in advertising can be particularly hazardous,
both to your physical and mental health.
The most extreme example of this is during a pitch, as you can see outlined here. 

It pays to look after yourself in and around the workplace, so here are some useful safety tips:

• Be nice to everyone, even the assholes. One day you might need them to score coke
for the Xmas party.

• Do not use a scalpel while under the influence of advertising. They hurt.

• If you are commenting on industry blogs, make sure you do it from a safe IP address.

• Don’t drink scotch in client meetings. You’ll need it for afterwards.